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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 08:03

Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
So they tried
What would be the lowest score with 9 strikes and no gutter balls?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Still no good
If you are doing these 6 things, then you’re accidentally making your vegan meals unhealthy - VegOut
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
—
No, not a chance
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Tuesday Telescope: Lighting, sprites, and airglow over Central America - Ars Technica
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds